Have you ever felt left out in concerts? Or you have no idea what to do there? WELL! You come to the right STOP!

Heres "MOSH PIT FOR NOOBIES®" - RAZZIE EIDITION!

#1: DONT COME TO ANY OF THE CONCERT ALONE; unless its a Musical Performance.

#2: EAT FIRST BEFORE YOU ENTER THE CONCERT HALL. Don't worry! You'll lose ALOT of FATS after the concert!

#3: PEE FIRST BEFORE THE CONCERT STARTS! You don't wanna get your PANTS all wet do you??

#4: WHEN THE LIGHTS ARE OUT, BECAREFUL of your belongings. For Girls; YOUR BOOBIES and Guys; DONT TOUCH THE WRONG GUY! ;D

#5: IF YOU'RE SHORT, SHOUT "MOVE IT TALL JERKS! SHORTIES COMING THRU!" If they are nice, THEY LET YOU PASS THROUGH *WINKS*. If NOT, GET DA SHIT OUTTA THERE!

#6: WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS, JUMP AROUND AT THE APPROPRIATE GENRE! come on man!? WHO JUMP WHEN ITS A SLOW SONG!! *LOOKS AROUND* stupid guy! :P

#7: WHEN ITS A LOVE SONG; GRAB YOUR LOVE ONE (if he/she/he-he/she-she is there with you!) Its nice to cuddle when your favourite love song is being played. THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN GRAB ANY STRANGERS TO CUDDLE WITH! THEY'LL SMACK YOUR HEAD! PSST. unless they don't mind! :P

#8: DO NOT, I REPEAT. DO NOT TRY TO SING WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE SONG! ITS HUMILIATING! Their FANS are LISTENING to what YOU'RE SINGING! Don't RUIN their moment!! SO JUST WATCH, OKAY?!?! GOSH!

#9: If you're to be seprated with your friends while there were some PUSHING and SWAYING going on; LET IT BE! You may never know WHO YOU ENDED DANCING WITH!! (: (: When the concert ends, ASK FOR THAT PERSON'S NUMBER OKAY! :D

#10: If someone pushes you, PUSH THAT PERSON BACK AND SHOUT "GET AWAY FAT ASS, I NEED AIR!!"

#11: When its dark and your singer is playing a soft and slow song; HELD UP YOUR PHONE AND SWAY IT FROM LEFT TO RIGHT with the LIGHTS ON! NO PHONE? DON'T WORRY! USE YOUR WATCH LIGHT INSTEAD!! ENJOY the moment~! (:

#12: WHATEVER IT IS, JUST ENJOY THE FUCKING SHOW. LIKE I DID! :D

LOVE YOU GREENDAY; IT WAS AN AWESOME CONCERT (; AND THANKS VAL TO LET ME TAG ALONG! LOVE YA LOADS!! (: (: